Ode to Unconventional GOPherville

 

I fizz Mini-Soda gee whiz

Bordering on decarbonated Canada Dry

Land of Ten Thousand Lakes

And millions of slaphappy mosquitoes

 

I scream for ice cream

Dairy Queens dethroning Burger Kings

US-Prime beef jerky Scandihoovian meatballs

Steak tartare char grilled well-done

 

I shout for rainbow trout

Uncle Wiggly nightcrawlers baiting hooks

Crappies perch yellow-belly sunfish bluegills

Unholy Mackerel what the Heck

 

I yell for cheery Jell-o

Thanx salad Miracle Whipped cream

Velveeta cheese enriched Wonder bred

Peanut butter Crunchy traffic jams

 

I cry garage sales buy-buy

Mall of God Bless America

Saintly sinners oh-so-sweet corn cobs

Blushing loudly at dirty jokes

 

I sing passionate chorale wingding

Off-key of C 4-part harmony

Dissonant voices drowned out smilingly

Have a nicer-than-nice day

 

PoeArtry by native Saint Paulite Charles Frederickson

& Glad Thaidings Saknarin Chinayote