Yo-Ho-Ho!

     It’s an addled MADAMADAMAD Disneyworld

          ANGER in dANGER war-chest mismanaged

               Tarnished golden rule rusty doubloons

                    Piece o’ Eight virtual reality booty

Blimey!

     McBush Pirates of the Arabbean

          Muddled East Barbary vis-à-vis Burberry

               Pass the buccaneer whitewashed graybeards

                    Straight as bent pointless cutlass

Me hearties!

     Homespun yarns patchwork demoncrazy quilts

          Frayed hornswaggle hemmed in hypocrazy

               Jolly Roger skull&crossbones futtock shrouds

                    Walk the slivered gangplank blindfolded

Blow me down!

     Oily motives cursed black pearls

          Blaggards dancin’ Hempen Halter jig

               Lily-livered ne’er seein’ aye-to-aye

                    Shiver me Timbers unfathomable drivelswigger

Begad!

     Avast ye bilge rat race

          Crow’s nest old salts scallywag

               Sea dogs scurvy cat o’ nine tails

                    Runnin’ a rig waterboard floggin’

Fair winds!

     Sail ho me squiffy matey

          All hands hoay poop deck

               Fiddlers Green dungbie underbelly keelhaul

                    Sunken hope encrusted with barnacles

PoeArtry by: Charles Frederickson & Saknarin Chinayote